The 10 Worst Brands of All Time

By the Lampoon's Editorial Board

* Chicken of the Creek-brand Tuna

* Raid! Ant & Roach Jihad

* I Can't Believe It's Not Sausage!

* Food Slug Supermarkets

* Cream of Weasel Breakfast Cereal

* Buckeye Fish Brittle: The Bounty of the Mighty Ohio River In Your Jeans!

* Zygotes 'R' Us Fertility Clinics

* Somalia's Finest Anchovies - No need to refrigerate and petroleum-free

* Hebrew National Pork Loin

* Squirrel Jerky

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