Her odor hit me like a pimp slap across the cheeks.
She smelled of pepperoni and B.O., a blend that excited me.
Her skin shimmered with a thin sheen of schvitz.
She was enticing and repulsive, all at once. My name's Nick. Nick Simon.
I'm from Corporate Finance, CFSS Shared Services.
She was something special. Her commanding voice, a gravelly baritone, sent a warm chill up my spine.
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