About the Lampoon
Founded in 1933 during the height of the Great Depression, the Lampoon is the oldest and most successful satirical journal in world history.
The Lampoon has offices in 50 countries and its annual revenue exceeds $63.8 billion (2021).
The Lampoon’s Headquarters
The Lampoon’s U.S. headquarters are located at 1 West Park Avenue in New York City. The 83-floor structure was designed by famed Chinese architect Wu Tang.
The massive structure consumes an entire city block and offers more than 2.5 million square feet of commercial, residential and industrial workspaces.
The building and its amenities are easily accessible via New York City’s Magenta Line. This subway route services Manhattan and Long Island through a series of recently discovered - and perfectly safe — tunnels under the East River.
The Lampoon’s Corporate Structure
The Lampoon’s business consists of seven major divisions that contributed to its 2021 revenue of $102.3 billion (USD):
Logging ($3.8 Billion)
Mining ($12.2 Billion)
Telecommunications ($18.3 Billion)
Transportation ($24.3 Billion)
Farm-To-Table Restaurant Chain Adolf’s Oven ($2.7 Billion)
Satire & Humour ($0.00001 Billion)
The Lampoon’s Corporate Mission and Objective
The Lampoon’s mission is to dominate and ultimately monopolize the global humor industry. Our diversified investments portfolio allows us to continually fund our ambitions in the Satire & Humour Division.
In a recent interview, Lampoon CEO Myron Amplewood noted that customer retention for the Satire business “regularly exceeds 1.5%.”
The Lampoon is traded on the New York Stock Exchange (symbol: $POON).
An Exclusive Look Inside the Lampoon’s Secret Comedy Compound
The vast, 144-square mile Lampoon Compound is located in central Kentucky, home to one of the world’s last untapped sources of comedy.
